December 27, 2008

Mission Statement

Yesterday I was on a brisk drive through rural McDonald County, Missouri, when much like the Ace of Base, I saw the Sign. It opened up my eyes. I saw the sign:

WELL SEASONED OPOSSUM MEATS FOR SALE

The clouds parted like a Monty Python bit, and a cartoon God told me that I must share the beauty and splendor of my scenic, native Ozarkia. At least until I get bored.


Ooooooohwaaaaaa.

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